Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit maybe sending it to earth

maybe sending it to earth or shooting it off into the sky

You don't really like people

but a little more on the bold and dynamic side

It just sucks having to wait every four years for the World Cup

Hark! Who Goes There? Welcome Doormat spirit maybe sending it to earthThis custom doormat implies you carry a double sided iron fired battle axe or a crossbow made with real stag horns. Toilet paper? You laugh at such niceties. You use tree bark or sun dried porcupine leathers. You are a MANLY MAN (or woman). Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the doormat in place firmly. Remember this product is made